Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Chinese Official Freaks Out at Airport - Late for seat neXt to Beau ChonG!

Poster erased in video below. Now reported as he “missed his plane."
This is the last frame containing the poster and it is digitally extracted to stand out.

(Lower Whey Hi, China) What is being reported as a mere Chinese Freak Out™ {中國嚇壞了™} by an ‘Official’ is actually a film ministry agent who we had to reject as bottom line producer. He was promised a seat next to Beau Chong (Wes Strickland) on our return flight so he might ‘influence’ the script, we are told by a Source inside the People’s Most Happy Film Propagation Mindfullness Ministry. Quite frankly, we caught an earlier flight to avoid this producer and his People’s Ministry of Mindull Intelligence Gathering Willingly spouse. You will see her in a moment of support for her husband when she throws an object on the floor. She screamed, "博創SUX!” and "傑里 - 格里芬SUX!” Her “r’s” rolled slightly indicating possible MI6 training in London as it was shown to us in the actual airport security camera recording.


We can confirm that we were contacted in an effort by the People’s Most Mindful Prevention of Mistaken International Incident’s Ministry to avoid the same. -GM Griffin

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Beau Chong Trailer First Look

(Ila, Georgia, United States) Balthazarr Kaepernick has finished the prototype and zipped us this FIRST LOOK© of the Official Beau Chong Trailer™...and it IS ZIPPY! Wow, the Neon Rimmed License Plate was a big surprise. Beau (Wes Strickland) himself said, “The Horse is going to love looking at the word ‘trailer' backwards down there on the floor.”

iPhone Photo by Balthazar Kaepernick

We couldn’t agree more. Balthazarr’s old Mare “Petunia” jumped up on the prototype by himself. He let out a fine bray  and Balthy swears he said, “Beau...” Mr. Kaepernick (a distant cousin to the San Francisco Quarterback on his mother’s second cousin’s sister side who married deep in the Georgia hills and was referred to as “Bubbette,”) is known as a fine trailer craftsman and friend of Ellen Ketchum of the Signal Fire Ranch who referred him to us.  Ila was originally settled in 1879 with a post office in a small town named 0'possum, Ga. 

It was a perfect fit for us. More details on the price will follow.