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Chinese Official Freaks Out at Airport - Late for seat neXt to Beau ChonG!

Poster erased in video below. Now reported as he “missed his plane."

This is the last frame containing the poster and it is digitally extracted to stand out.

(Lower Whey Hi, China) What is being reported as a mere Chinese Freak Out™ {中國嚇壞了™} by an ‘Official’ is actually a film ministry agent who we had to reject as bottom line producer. He was promised a seat next to Beau Chong (Wes Strickland) on our return flight so he might ‘influence’ the script, we are told by a Source inside the People’s Most Happy Film Propagation Mindfullness Ministry. Quite frankly, we caught an earlier flight to avoid this producer and his People’s Ministry of Mindull Intelligence Gathering Willingly spouse. You will see her in a moment of support for her husband when she throws an object on the floor. She screamed, "博創SUX!” and "傑里 - 格里芬SUX!” Her “r’s” rolled slightly indicating possible MI6 training in London as it was shown to us in the actual airport security camera recording.

We can confirm that we were contacted in an effort by the People’s Most Mindful Prevention of Mistaken International Incident’s Ministry to avoid the same. -GM Griffin

Beau Chong Trailer First Look

(Ila, Georgia, United States) Balthazarr Kaepernick has finished the prototype and zipped us this FIRST LOOK© of the Official Beau Chong Trailer™...and it IS ZIPPY! Wow, the Neon Rimmed License Plate was a big surprise. Beau (Wes Strickland) himself said, “The Horse is going to love looking at the word ‘trailer' backwards down there on the floor.”

iPhone Photo by Balthazar Kaepernick

We couldn’t agree more. Balthazarr’s old Mare “Petunia” jumped up on the prototype by himself. He let out a fine bray  and Balthy swears he said, “Beau...” Mr. Kaepernick (a distant cousin to the San Francisco Quarterback on his mother’s second cousin’s sister side who married deep in the Georgia hills and was referred to as “Bubbette,”) is known as a fine trailer craftsman and friend of Ellen Ketchum of the Signal Fire Ranch who referred him to us.  Ila was originally settled in 1879 with a post office in a small town named 0'possum, Ga. 

It was a perfect fit for us. More details on the price will follow.

Beau Chong comes between Brad & Angelina

(Hollywood, CA) Igniting testimony to the pure heat which suddenly surrounds a new property it would appear in this one-of-a-kind shot that Brad and his pal made a quick hit on the Beau Chong Poster™. 

©Edna Farlapp

Only four posters were marked up by the pair and were then snatched immediately by two elderly ladies on line before other photos were taken. The marked posters were apparently sold on eBay within thirty-five minutes according to one of the ladies, Françoise Gundl-Bourbonne. “We saw them sneak in the back way and, of course, my heart leapt like a tuna. Anyway, they scribbled, ‘Angie’s New Baby,” and ran off giggling.”

The occasion was an invitation only affair near Laguna beach and our photographers were not allowed in but we managed to procure the iPad photo above for a small sum. Looking into the cryptic message left by Brad we stumbled onto a photographer who leaked to us the reason why there appeared to be a passionate defacement with a message. Apparently, we have received a Hollywood request from someone to be put on top of the list of new owners.

Beau Chong Reloaded: The Sea Nun Identity

(Ching iDao, China) The Lacquered Dim Sum is safe with Beau as his second of three spying identities unfolds. This is the legendary stuff of 金色的海洋修女 (Golden Sea Nun) back in those days. “He rarely removed his habit,” and "我敢打賭，他有一個倉鼠下有！” were sunken countryside pattie talk when even rice was confiscated for passing War Lords. He was a beacon in a habit. An agent with Dim Sum.

Beau Chong Reloaded: The Sea Nun Identity™ is believed to make BeauCHONGFILMS.blogspot.com qualify as one of the very first franchises to initiate from posters. All plot devices and dialogue will “more than likely match the posters. You see the knock-off’s in an earlier report out of Italian media. The title has a ring to it and the star (American Actor, Wes Strickland) has a look that matches,” said Jerry Griffin, the film’s producer. “We just heard some sketches of the theme song...it has an American Western feel with a Chinese precision. I was reminded of ‘Beau Duke.”

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Beau Chong Poster Knock Off T Spotted in Amsterdam

(Amsterdam, Netherlands)

 Independent Filmmaker and colleague Høerst van Gogh (Beau Chong Reloaded, The Beau Chong Pillow ...) 

  ...spotted this stroller on Sint Antoniesbreestraat, Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands after exiting this gym. It would appear to be a knock off hitting the streets just days prior to the Poster Premiere. This gentleman was asked where he purchased the item and he said, "Wow. Dit T-shirt werkt snel! Waar wil je heen?”  - HvG

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