Thursday, January 31, 2013

Beau Chong comes between Brad & Angelina

(Hollywood, CA) Igniting testimony to the pure heat which suddenly surrounds a new property it would appear in this one-of-a-kind shot that Brad and his pal made a quick hit on the Beau Chong Poster™. 
©Edna Farlapp
Only four posters were marked up by the pair and were then snatched immediately by two elderly ladies on line before other photos were taken. The marked posters were apparently sold on eBay within thirty-five minutes according to one of the ladies, Françoise Gundl-Bourbonne. “We saw them sneak in the back way and, of course, my heart leapt like a tuna. Anyway, they scribbled, ‘Angie’s New Baby,” and ran off giggling.”

The occasion was an invitation only affair near Laguna beach and our photographers were not allowed in but we managed to procure the iPad photo above for a small sum. Looking into the cryptic message left by Brad we stumbled onto a photographer who leaked to us the reason why there appeared to be a passionate defacement with a message. Apparently, we have received a Hollywood request from someone to be put on top of the list of new owners.


Thursday, January 17, 2013

Beau Chong Reloaded: The Sea Nun Identity

(Ching iDao, China) The Lacquered Dim Sum is safe with Beau as his second of three spying identities unfolds. This is the legendary stuff of 金色的海洋修女 (Golden Sea Nun) back in those days. “He rarely removed his habit,” and "我敢打賭,他有一個倉鼠下有!” were sunken countryside pattie talk when even rice was confiscated for passing War Lords. He was a beacon in a habit. An agent with Dim Sum.

Beau Chong Reloaded: The Sea Nun Identity™ is believed to make BeauCHONGFILMS.blogspot.com qualify as one of the very first franchises to initiate from posters. All plot devices and dialogue will “more than likely match the posters. You see the knock-off’s in an earlier report out of Italian media. The title has a ring to it and the star (American Actor, Wes Strickland) has a look that matches,” said Jerry Griffin, the film’s producer. “We just heard some sketches of the theme song...it has an American Western feel with a Chinese precision. I was reminded of ‘Beau Duke.”

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Friday, January 11, 2013

Beau Chong Poster Knock Off T Spotted in Amsterdam

(Amsterdam, Netherlands)
 Independent Filmmaker and colleague Høerst van Gogh (Beau Chong Reloaded, The Beau Chong Pillow ...
  ...spotted this stroller on Sint Antoniesbreestraat, Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands after exiting this gym. It would appear to be a knock off hitting the streets just days prior to the Poster Premiere. This gentleman was asked where he purchased the item and he said, "Wow. Dit T-shirt werkt snel! Waar wil je heen?”  - HvG