Beau Chong Raised in Times Square New Year’S Eve

(New York City) In a stunning last-minute approval, Beau Chong Film, LLc was granted ‘brief licensure' by Elrod Gettingmuffå of the Mayor’s Office to display the  poster until 6:01 A.M. There exists an arcane law stating that film production 'must not  poster from 40th Street to 56th Street without an approved script.’ [Sec. V, Statute II-4(a)] of the Streets and Posters Council, Blephmidd Bonnelrayser, M.M.A., Commissioner. We thank Mr. Gettingmuffå and Bonnelrayser, M.M.A., Commissioner, for also jumping on board as Associate Conditional producers.

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   Photo Enki Coulter, Staff

Beau Chong Poster Pirated Prior to Premiere

                                                                            

(Genoa, Italy) Just days prior to the World Premiere of the Beau Chong poster, Guiseppe Quicchanje is photographed duplicating the piece from the United States without a license. Of course, there are no licenses for such a thing here in Genoa. Our reporter was told the lookout on the left, cousin Rappidimonte Quiccjanje, was actually looking for "guardare fuori per locale “protezione,” he said while his eyes darted about. The film stars American Actor Wes Strickland who is filming in Zhūhǎi (Chinese: 珠海,) a prefecture-level city on the southern coast of Guangdong province in the People's Republic of China. It is believed to be one of the first films developed from a poster.

 - Torreto Synadromme, Staff, (© P2 Nazionale Stampa Associata) 

Beau Chong First Poster